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Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
12/04/2015 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!#!$!2!2!!2!2!!!!!!€€€¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥€×¶¶

A working, moving Audi Allroad.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:36

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Probably switched to coils.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:37

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I showed up to a family gathering once and I saw one in the parking lot and thought “wow, that person is brave or really into VW repairs” and then my aunt stepped out. The aunt with like 10 kids (from 35 to 2) and only a so/so financial situation. I got a gut bomb of feels for them...last time I saw them it was gone. Such a poor choice for them.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:37

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I see those like...everyday.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2015 at 13:41

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I have no experience with Audi’s but everyone on this site makes me feel like owning 3 Toyota Siennas would be cheaper.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:41

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I see quite a few in my town. We used to have an Audi dealer here and I think they were bought by the “better than a Subaru Outback” crowd. True story.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:41

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Truly the automotive equivalent of Bigfoot.


Kinja'd!!! UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:44

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Can confirm Allroad (un)reliability. My girlfriend’s uncle’s allroad had to have a full either engine or drivetrain replacement. I couldn’t really figure it out because her family doesn’t know much about cars. Her parents got it from her uncle and gave it to her brother who just moved alone halfway across the country. He had to either have the whole airbag suspension replaced or keep them completely aired up (don’t know the result). Wasn’t in a position to recommend anything but my fingers are crossed for his sake.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy
12/04/2015 at 13:47

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Ouch. Were those under warranty?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/04/2015 at 13:48

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...in your secret Allroad shrine
...in which there are captive Allroads kept deep underground
...with German slave engineers and mechanics chained to their posts


Kinja'd!!! UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:49

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No sir. He’s owned it since new and I believe the engine was in the last 3 years or so. The airbag problem happened a few months before they bought it off her uncle


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2015 at 13:49

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Hahaha, just a ton of Audi owners at my work.

(Audi is one of our clients)


Kinja'd!!! Zip-McBump > scoob
12/04/2015 at 13:52

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I think the Allroad is just proof that Audi hates Jalops... unless you count the A3 sportback (which is just a 5-door hatch, honestly).

Or is it proof that Audi loves Jalops? We all love cars that prove to be a pain in the ass for the vast majority of drivers.

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Discuss.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/04/2015 at 13:54

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So, IOW Politifact rates my claim mostly true.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2015 at 13:57

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lol, no mechanics or engineers on hand here...


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > scoob
12/04/2015 at 14:04

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Had a 2000, best car I’ve ever owned. Quick enough, rode nice, looked great...2.7T with a 6 speed in a station wagon is everything it’s cracked up to be.

Then the alternator died when it was due for a timing belt, and one of the front airbags ripped while the front end was up for the belt change. You know, because allroad.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > scoob
12/04/2015 at 14:17

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Shit, I’ve had two in the shop this week. I mean, yes, they were in the shop, but technically they worked.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Zip-McBump
12/04/2015 at 14:27

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The latter depends on whether or not you can get an Allroad with a manual in brown, diesel form.

/Jalopnik’d


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench
12/04/2015 at 14:30

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2015 at 14:32

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Ze only kind of correct, ja?


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > scoob
12/04/2015 at 14:50

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I suspect you are right!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > scoob
12/04/2015 at 23:46

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impossible.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > pip bip - choose Corrour
12/04/2015 at 23:52

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I know I can’t prove it, but it’s true!